I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Randomize
