he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
