Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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