I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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