is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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