We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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