# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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