That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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