not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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