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carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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