And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I think my moral compass just broke
Randomize
