Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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