the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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