I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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