id be glad to
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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