at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I AM VODKA MAN
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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