I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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