Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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