i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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