Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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