pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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