North Korea, Best Korea!
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Drake has all the answers
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Randomize
