I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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