It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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