So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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