just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
