I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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