i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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