That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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