I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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