The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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