so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
