Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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