i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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