I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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