im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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