it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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