can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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