Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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