Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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