You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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