yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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