You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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