Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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