was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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