It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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