I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
