You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
