Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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