Dual....:-)
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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