Having a random hookup so left but love u
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Randomize
