The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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