ugly people sure do ruin things
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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