She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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